🍰 Thank You for Being a Friend
Fifteen cocktails, one for every unforgettable line. A Golden Girls tribute pack: Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia, from the lanai to the kitchen table. Grab a slice of cheesecake and pour one.
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Once in St. Olaf
Rose's hometown in a glass: a sweet-tart lingonberry cooler, cheerful, refreshing, and a little absurd.
Rose: "This reminds me of something that happened back in St. Olaf—" Dorothy: "Oh, Rose, stop."
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The Great Herring War
A savory dill pickle martini, briny and bracing. The most important conflict in St. Olaf history.
Rose: "It was the Great Herring War. Fought over whether the herring should be pickled, or trained for the circus."
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St. Sigmund's Day
A pale gin sour with grenadine bled through it, for a St. Olaf holiday best left unexplained.
Rose: "Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy."
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Pray for Brains
A Mind Eraser built to do exactly that: coffee, vodka, and soda over crushed ice, through a straw, fast.
Dorothy: "Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains."
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The Zbornie
A crisp Japanese whisky highball. It is not a novelty. And it is big in Japan.
Stan: "It's not a novelty. It's a Zbornie!" (…and it's big in Japan.)
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Love Machine
A creamy espresso martini with nothing under the sheets but a cappuccino maker.
Dorothy: "The only thing Eddie and I have in common is under the sheets." Rose: "What's under the sheets?" Dorothy: "His cappuccino maker. Sex, Rose—I'm talking sex!" Rose: "Wow, all that and cappuccino too?!"
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Bushman Awaits
A familiar, refreshing pina colada. Reliable, always ready, exactly when you need it.
Mel Bushman, Blanche's reliable standby: "Mel Bushman awaits!"
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50 Year Old Mattress
A been-around Boulevardier, bittersweet and worn in. Still holds up.
Sophia: "Beat it, you 50-year-old mattress!"
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Moonlight Madness
A dusk-purple sparkler for a leap-year full moon, when anything can happen.
Blanche: "Anything can happen on a leap year's full moon, if you just believe!" Dorothy: "Ooh, I do believe. I do believe in sluts!"
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Sicilian Sominex
A bourbon milk punch that looks like an innocent glass of milk and hits like a saucepan.
Rose: "Looks like milk." Sophia: "Trust me. You might feel a slight tingling." (…raises the saucepan)
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Picture It: Sicily
A sunny limoncello spritz, bright and sparkling. Picture it: Sicily, 1922.
Sophia: "Picture it. Sicily, 1922…"
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Aunt Angela's Standards
A bitter, exacting amaro sour. Nothing is ever quite good enough.
Sophia, on Angela's apartment hunt: "Every place is 'too small, not enough light, no room for a goat.'"
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The Rusty Anchor
A Dark 'n Stormy from the girls' favorite dive bar. Order one and stay for the show.
Blanche: "No—I'm gonna saaaang. For all my special friends here at the Rusty Anchor."
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Miami Nice
A tropical white-rum sunset, sweet and easy. Miami is nice, so we'll say it thrice.
Rose: "Thrice is a word." Dorothy: "So is 'intrauterine.' It does not belong in a song."
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Cheesecake at Midnight
A sweet dessert martini for the sacred 2am kitchen ritual. Grab the whipped cream.
"I'll get the cheesecake." Blanche: "I'll get the whipped cream. It's in my bedroom."
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